..for ten years when one day a beautiful woman came out of the sea wearing a wet suit. She approaches him and asks “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?”, “why, ten years” he replies. She unzips a pocket and pulls out a pack. He takes out one and lights it up “Man that tastes good”, he says. Then she asks him “How long since you had a whisky”, again “ten years” he says. She promptly pulls out a bottle and gives it to him. “I don’t believe this” he says as he takes a slug. She then starts to slowly undo a long zipper down the front of her wet suit and asks “ how long since you had some real fun?” The guy asks flabbergasted “ Whoa, don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
