R.I.P. btjunkie
02.08.12 ♥ 0
Fuck yea.
The Circus by The Fall of Troy… After being M.I.A. for awhile, I decided to post some Fall of Troy.
..for ten years when one day a beautiful woman came out of the sea wearing a wet suit. She approaches him and asks “How long has it been since you had a cigarette?”, “why, ten years” he replies. She unzips a pocket and pulls out a pack. He takes out one and lights it up “Man that tastes good”, he says. Then she asks him “How long since you had a whisky”, again “ten years” he says. She promptly pulls out a bottle and gives it to him. “I don’t believe this” he says as he takes a slug. She then starts to slowly undo a long zipper down the front of her wet suit and asks “ how long since you had some real fun?” The guy asks flabbergasted “ Whoa, don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
This is my friend’s uncle. His name is Bob. Is it just me or does everyone have an Uncle Bob? Cheers. From Uncle Bob.
